Crusty Keith


after having -n-l s-x with an old woman, she sh-ts on your d-ck and then sucks it off. (not to be confused with the moist keith when its a young woman.)
eric: dude, your mom’s breath smells like sh-t!

thomas: yeah i know, she just gave my dad a crusty keith.

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