Crusty Morgan


a s-xual act involving filling an empty pie crust with c-m and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a crusty morgan.

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