Crusty Shutdown


the act of an individual -j-c-l-t-ng on another individual’s r-ct-m, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones r-ct-m being temporarily closed.
jane: i woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and s-x. i had to sh-t and couldn’t manage to get anything out.

mary: you must have received a crusty shutdown.

jane: d-mn, i know i should have swallowed them ropes.

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