crusty toe jammer


neglecting to wash one’s feet for long enough for them to stink like sour t-t milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
jake: dude i have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since i became a homeless man.

pat: that’s awesome, i see you haven’t trimmed those toenails in a few years either

jake: h-ll yea. best part is that hott -ss hobo sl-t janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and i get to pick the hole!

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