Crusty Trump Bone
a man is having s-xual intercourse with a woman from behind. he pulls out before he -j-c-l-t-s, c-ms in her hair, and gives her a combover. when she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, “you’re fired!”
that girl from jersey last night? i gave her the crusty trump bone.
a man is enjoying a rusty trombone given him by a friendly female. he pulls away before he climaxes and -j-c-l-t-s in her hair. when she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, “you’re fired!”
last weekend i crusty trump boned my girlfriend. let’s just say she’s not a fan.
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