crustymcflyeeng
the piece of toilet paper combined with sh-t, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the -sshole.
f-ck, no matter how much i wipe i cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my sh-thole.
did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?
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