Cruz Missile


a s-xual move, where the male runs from one end of the room and stops with just enough room to slide a couple feet before amazingly finding pleasure in his female counterpart.
oh my gosh jenny, my husband gave me an -rg-sm immediately yesterday. he used a move called the cruz missile.
eli manning’s record breaking weapon of choice amongst his -rs-nal with a range of 99 yards; usually devastating opposing teams with a touchdown shortly after launch.
tom:”oh snap! the atlanta falcons just got cruz missile’d!”

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