Cry wank
the ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry w-nk, involving weeping while w-nking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
i was so sad last night all i could do was cry w-nk.
crying whilst having a w-nk/masturbating. when life is that bad that you have resort to comfort w-nking and kleenex.
aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? how bout go in the corner and have a cryw-nk?
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