crybating
the act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
crybating is a s-xual act perform by an individual, were one m-st-rb-t-s while crying and using their tears as lube.
his girlfriend broke up with him. he’ll be up crybating all night long.
crying and masturbating at the same time
i have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour
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