crying hippo


when a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her -sshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. and has a gauge in her p-ssy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-s-xual vampire
when a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her -sshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. and has a gauge in her p-ssy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-s-xual vampire: gertrude i can’t be with you cuz when i don’t wanna f-ck your crusty -ss you will be a crying hippo. can be used as a gerund ( english 10 )

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