Crying Johnny


noun: the act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their p-n-s/groin.
noun (second usage): the injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the p-n-s/groin area.
“i asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when i gave him a crying johnny.”

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