Crying Wank
the act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. the point of the crying w-nk is to ‘w-nk’ through the tears of sadness over said loved one.
this act is always accompanied with the sound of “angels” or “she’s the one” – robbie williams.
(while tears leak from the eyes) brett – “i can’t believe she left me” -sniff- “if there’s somebody… calling me on… she’s the one…” (the act of -j-c-l-t–n follows this.) – a typical crying w-nk after being rejected by the girl of your dreams.
1)to weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)to m-st-rb-t- with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin’ some bird upstairs
“i got dumped last night.. i felt so sh-tty that i went home in the rain and had a crying w-nk on the way…”
“chapín is a crying w-nk legend!”
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