cryodocker
the process of cryogenics has been applied to the popular city boy pastime of “sp-ce docking.”
rich city slickers are paying millions to cyrogenically freeze their condom wrapped t-rds. these prized possessions are then “awakened” after a ten year incubation period and sold on the black market. it is claimed these cryodockers or “super-dockers” can remain serviceable for several years.
david: what are you planning on doing with your pension this year chris?
chris grinning mischievously : i’m not worried about that sh-t. have you ever heard of a cryodocker? i’ve got several in the pipeline. believe you me, these babies’ll sell like hot cakes 10 years from now
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