Cryptdick


a p-n-s covered with any blue substances, or a blue p-n-s.
so i was sippin dat blueberry slushie, p-ssin me off!! anyways, i spilt some of dat sh-t on my d-ck and it got real blue. my b-tch looks all confused and sh-t and i’m like “b-tch, dats just my cryptd-ck.”

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