cryptic wisdom


the rawest underground rapper you’ll be able to find on youtube. a short stout motherf-cker. f-ckin awesome. if you don’t know him. go kill yourself.
“hey, you hear that new cryptic wisdom song?”
“who’s that?”
hand twitches
“run. run very f-ckin fast.”

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