cryptolectrology
>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
your honour, i should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor dr. finbarr beauchamp-stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client…
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