Crysnake


to shed a tear immediately after -j-c-l-t–n whilst also being liable to screw ones friends over
“chris is always crying after s-x and he stole my squash without asking! what a crysnake”

“when i get back i want you naked” 2 minutes later “wah wah wah wah, im sorry i cant help it i’m a crysnake!”

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