Crystal Monkey palace


a place where people wear a lot of shiny sh-t, but are dumber than a box of rocks. a small office sp-ce full of officers that don’t know thier -ss from a hole in the ground.
while at marine corps detachment, aberdeen proving grounds, i stopped by the crystal monkey palace to see what kind of crazy bullsh-t they had planned next.

dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.

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