Crystal Palace
horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
i just drank a gallon of grey goose, and p-ssed out crystal palace. some kid drank it, now he’s blind. sucker.
a way of telling someone that you are gay.
dave: “i’m going to support crystal palace.”
pete:”does your mom know you’re gay?”
the best party house in all of las cruces, and the united states. a magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can’t stop the party.
dude 1: hey have you gone to the crystal palace?
dude 2: yeah i got trashed there the other day.
simply the best football team to support, past greats include ian wright, geoff thomas, andy johnson, geoff thomas, kenny sansom, don rogers and peter simpson.
look at crystal palace knocking another goal past brighton.
this is a s-x act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. crystal palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a s-x act, so here’s what it should mean: a crystal palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. some would argue that this is not a s-x act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else’s mouth, it’s automatically s-xual.
“hey guys, want to come in and try a crystal palace?”
a term used for crystal meth
if someone asked you “hey, do you want to go to the crystal palace tonight?” that person would be asking you if you wanted to do some meth.
a cr-p club that plays in london.
always at the bottom of the standings.
crystal palace really sucks!!!!
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