Crystal Russe


the combination of crown russe vodka with crystal light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it’s lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that crystal light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
“how did you blow a .20, it three o’clock in the afternoon?”

“i drank some crystal russe last night”

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