Crysterbate
the art of crying while you m-st-rb-t-.
hey man, that sucks that sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
to m-st-rb-t- whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of l-st and anguish. presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
the night becky broke up with me i got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until i finally p-ssed out in my computer chair, still gripping my d-ck in my tear/s-m-n stained hands.
to m-st-rb-t- and cry simultaneously.
“dude, you hear bob’s gf broke up with him last night before s-x?”
“yeah, he’s probably in a crysterbate session right now.”
crysterbating is when girls get really upset about getting broken up with and m-st-rb-t- while tears are streaming down their face into their c-nts and moistening their cl-toris.
you’re welcome.
jenny was devastated after joe dumped her. as she sat on her bed, sobbing uncontrollably, she realized her tears had soaked through her panties, moistening her cl-toris into a swollen, tender state. she could no longer control her urges, and began to crysterbate furiously while tears poured down her face.
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