CSI spritzer


a c-cktail composed of bailey’s, milk, and grenadine. meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and s-m-n (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.

originally envisioned by glenn thompson, a writer for cracked.com.
“bartender, one csi spritzer, please.”

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