ctd unit


a measurement of time in units of the length of “mmm mmm mmm mmm” by the crash test dummies. one ctd unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
“i counted 6 hundred and 32.5 ctd units to drive without sleep from los angles to new york city.”
“weird, because i counted, 5 hundred and 50. you must have hit some really bad traffic.”

“hey chris, how many ctd units did you sleep last night?”

“i slept a healthy 120 ctd units.”

hey lincoln, i noticed you were listening to “help” by the beatles, have you stopped counting ctd units.”

“no larry, i always have ctd units counting in my head!”

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