Cthulhurrhea
noun (kuh-thoo-loo-ree-uh)
when either severe seasonal allergies, or a virulent sinus infection causes you to digest copious amounts of mucus through post nasal drip, the impending explosive intestinal distress will result in a bowel movement consisting of mucousy tendrils of hot fecal napalm which will feel as though the old g-d is using your sphincter as a portal into this world.
fred: wow, the old g-ds sure took out their fury on the toilet
sean: no, that was my cthulhurrhea, sorry.
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