Cuban Fatboy


an enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge cuban cigar.
archibald: wow, do i feel better now!

cyril: why so old chap?

archibald: i just curled out the most monstrous cuban fatboy you’ve ever seen. the tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

cyril: huzzah!

archibald: huzzah!

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