cuban surprise
when you cover your d-ck in flavored rolling paper and make sure it’s nice and tight. then you get a girl to circ-msize your p-n-s, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. then the girl lights the tip of your p-n-s to stop the bleeding from the circ-mcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your p-n-s.
my girl wanted to smoke last night do i gave her a cuban surprise.
i was super drunk last night so i gave myself a cuban surprise.
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