Cuban Tuck and Roll


a hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pr-n (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect p-n-s and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.
john: dood member that one time je almost got caught jerking off…
kyle: yea but he played it off with a cuban tuck and roll so hes all good.
john: wow what a f-gg.

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