cube king
a cube king is a gq man who is working in cubical office community, or in a significantly vast office environment but his office sp-ce is insignificantly in the middle of the room. everyone knows him from around the water cooler…for his metros-xism…his being suave…debonair…an over achiever for his enviroment…
the cube king couldn’t wait to get out of cubical h-ll for the week end.
yeah… the cube king got bonuses and won the company trip again.
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