Cubic Hair


the vast quant-ties of hair found on cuban genitals. also known as cubes, this word originated from american government officials who inspected cuban immigrants as they entered us borders.
man in strip club: “d-mn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had”
strippers father: “excuse my daughter is cuban so i would like it if you referred to her p-ssy hair as cubic hair.”
stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.
i just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.
kyoo-bik hair when someone (male or female) has a ton of big, co-rs-, pubic hair. a ‘cubic’ foot of pubic hair. also known as cubes. noun.
sh-t bleed. that honky m-ff last night had madd cubic hair. i had to ask for directions to just find my way out!

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