Cubicle 15


like freshmen 15, you supposedly will gain 15lbs in your freshmen year. cubicle 15 is the same, the phenomenon of gaining 15lbs in your first year working in a cubicle.
a: how’s your new job?
b: d-mn dude, all i do is sit. cubicle 15, man.

a: i’m getting fat ever since i start that 9-5 life.

b: ikr, #cubicle15.

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