cubite


a being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. skin is typically pale as they don’t tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on friday.
michael won’t leave his cubicle for lunch; he’s such a cubite.

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