Cucmber


a very special friend who thinks you are hott, but you arent. this makes you a ‘cucmbee’
jess is my very special friend who thinks i am hot, but i’m not. she is my cucmber. and i am her cucmbee.

i am jess’s very special friend who things she is hot and she is. i am not her cucmber.

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