cucumbering
to finger someone, to be fingered
1)he was cuc-mbering me while i was against the tree.
when a girl using a cuc-mber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cuc-mber.
guy 1: hey. see that half eaten cuc-mber over there?
guy 2: yeah. what about it?
guy 1: meghan cuc-mbered with that.
guy 2: whoa! you mean to say that was used for cuc-mbering!?!
guy 1: you got it
guy 2: oh god i had a few slices of that in my salad
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