Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal
the mental and physical ailment of missing one’s cuddle buddy. symptoms include the following: random cuddling of pillows, crying yourself to sleep, obsessive texting of one’s non-present cuddle buddy, ease of s-xual excitement when dwelling on one’s cuddle buddy, establishing a pet name for the missed cuddle buddy, excessive discussion of said cuddle buddy, and feeling that one’s bed sheets are always cold.
hazards of cuddle buddy withdrawal include: glomping one’s cuddle buddy the next time one sees them and have fun private time with them.
there is a support group for this disorder. there are currently 4 members of this group.
chris: hey jeanine, is that liz over there?
jeanine: uh-huh!
chris: why in g-d’s name is she holding onto that pillow for dear life? o.0
jeanine: she misses brandon. and she’s also going through cuddle buddy withdrawal.
-chris and jeanine proceed to go get pillows of their own to battle their cuddle buddy withdrawal as well.-
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