Cuddle Fight
1. a fight with one’s partner that is so simple and stupid that it could only occur after s-x.
2. a fight with one’s partner that is very simple and easy to resolve so that the couple can engage in make-up s-x.
i started a cuddle fight last night, the make up s-x was great.
in order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a cuddle fight. similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. in a cuddle fight, everyone is a winner.
antonym of cuddle rape.
“doop doop doop here i am on the high stree-oh my gosh i just have to cuddle someone right now…”
“deep deep deep here i am minding my own business”
“you! cuddle fight”
“i accept your challenge!”
“hooray, we both win!”
a fight in which two people engage in aggressive cuddling. weapons used in these fights are alcohol, pajamas, and cheesy pick up lines.
“i wish to fight you.”
“well i don’t want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a cuddle fight.”
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