cuddle horny


when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the sh-t out of the next person they see
i can’t control myself, i’m so cuddle h-rny i think i’m gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.
when someone, usually a girl, feels an intense need to cuddle, kiss, or hug someone. it may also come with a desire to have their hair played with, or to simply have some sort of semi-romantic to romantic physical contact. it may also go along with feeling horngry.
girl: could you come over? i’m feeling really cuddleh-rny today…
boy: oh h-ll yes
when you want to have s-x but are to tired so you cuddle instead
after a week of not seeing eachother ,eli was very cuddle h-rny.

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