Cuddle Whipped


(n.) a disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college p-ssy for a high-school amateur who won’t f-ck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
example 1:
(at a party)

guy 1: yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

cuddle whipped guy: nah man i got a stomach ache i think i’m gonna go home.

guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, i’ll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

guy 1: yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the diner for breakfast. wanna meet us there?

cuddle whipped guy: nah man i drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

guy 1: wtf haven’t you been broken up for 2 months?

cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

guy 1: you get laid at least?

cuddle whipped guy: no.

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