cuddlitis
an extreme need for cuddling. usually affects people that are on stage 3 of the curtis disease. can be cured for the moment by cuddling, but cuddlitis will come back and ruin your life and turn it into a h-rny-for-cuddling one. can also be spread by spending too much time with someone with cuddlitis. texting counts.
“f-ck you! i think you gave me cuddlitis! now my life is ruined! i’m so h-rny for cuddling now!”
“you can cuddle me to temporarily relieve it ;-)”
“bro i got cuddlitis because i got the curtis disease. he jumped on my back today!”
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