Cuevies
a parasite that enables an individual to give birth to a “rodan”, a fierce monster that is an enemy of g-dzilla.
by acquiring cuevies, the individual infected exhibits at least the following:
1) a constant roar like burp or burble
2) insatiable appet-te for meat
3) skin discoloration
gestation time can vary greatly, anytime between 9 months to 4 years (the length of a college term).
rodalius stomachus infectalitus (scientific term for cuevies).
i just caught the cuevies! now i have to throw a rodan party. where should i have my gift registry at?
a parasite that enables an individual to give birth to a “rodan”, a fierce monster that is an enemy of g-dzilla.
by acquiring cuevies, the individual infected exhibits at least the following:
1) a constant roar like burp or burble
2) insatiable appet-te for meat
3) skin discoloration
gestation time can vary greatly, anytime between 9 months to 4 years (the length of a college term).
rodalius stomachus infectalitus (scientific term for cuevies).
rodan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rodan
i just caught the cuevies! now i have to throw a rodan party. where should i have my gift registry at?
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