Cuff Lazy


cuff lazy is the term used for someone who, through lack of concentration or simply being too choong, manages to spill the contents of a joint in the process of being rolled. this unfortunate mis-hap normally occurs in the outdoors or open places, where it normally requires two people to roll a joint to a good standard, one acting as a rest/holder of the rizla®, while the other inserts the ‘ingredients’. wind, snow, and rain are all hazards when rolling outdoors, so take this into consideration when forced into this situation.
-2 stoner mates, in the park, rolling a spliff in hazardous rolling conditions…..the holder then drops contents…..-

-man 1 to man 2 (angrily)-
“oh you f-cking crackhead!”

-man 2 in reply-
“aaah sorry blud, the wind took it!”

-man 1 to man 2-
“you’re cuff lazy ya c-nt. can’t even cuff a joint properly. w-nker.”

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