cuff-link
n. a golden sausage wee-nis. characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. the cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.
“not only does harold have that s-xy smile and a convertible to die for…he has an 8-inch cuff-link!”
“oh carol…i’m so proud of my daughter!”
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