Cult Lit
a cl-ss offered to freshmen and soph-m-res at a select few school districts. its a dumb-ss course where you learn everything about art history and literature from every time period imaginabe so that it’s actually painful to look at greek, roman, or renaissance art.
guy 1: ugh there’s that stupid cult lit test today and i didn’t study!
guy 2: don’t worry i came up with a song for memorizing the parts of a column from bottom to top– stylobate, base, shaft, capital, metope, triglyph, frieze, cornicce, pediment!
guy 1: wtf?!?!?!?!
teacher: excellent song, but you still fail epically
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