cum baguette
when a man has s-xual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his c-ck and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {not a breakfast food}
a; i ran out of things to eat yesterday..
b; and…
a; so i had a c-m baguette
b; oh yeah, i luv c-m baguettes
a; i like cheez
b; i do not
a; so did you watch ‘hot hookers’ last night?
b; nah, i just had a cheez c-m baguette (which i don’t like) and consoled my self to sleep.
a; i like cheez
b; but i did tape hot hookers and i plan to watch it tonight. i might have a c-m baguette from the reapings.
a; i do like a good c-m baguette
b; as do i, without the cheez.
a; i like cheez..
a; and c-m baguettes
b; i just like c-m baguettes
a; well you’re just an anti-cheezite
b; that was a bad spoonerism
a; but i do like a good c-m baguette
b; well i’ll see you tomorrow
a; yeah
b; c-m baguette you later
a; yeah, right back at you bra
b; so i’ll ring you
a; yeah, right after i have my c-m baguette for breakfast
b; hey, you can’t have a c-m baguette for breakfast
a; why not?
b; coz it ain’t a breakfast food
a; i guess not, i’ll just have a piece of c-m toast instead
b; that’s disgusting
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