Cum Bongo
an affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female -rg-sm. this act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s tv jingle for the similarly named juice drink. “c-m bongo, c-m bongo, they drink it in the congo.” don’t get carried away, neither health professionals or the congolese advise drinking c-m bongo.
mother teresa discovering she was a norris mcwhirter was exciting, washing the c-m bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.
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