Cum Candle


instead of using sh-tty febreeze, try out c-m candle.
first give yourself a pleasuring -j-c-l-t–n, then store it in a candle holder. put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of c-m fill your house! good for family gatherings. or party games. see who can make the biggest c-m candle.
nick: ashley’s c-mming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
jenny: just use a c-m candle!
nick: good idea, let me get the ebony p-rn.

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