Cum Cans
top definition
c-m cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect s-m-n. this is done for various reasons.
dude. you are so lucky you work at midevil times so you can have c-m goblets. us broke son of b-tches gotta make due with c-m cans!
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