cum canvas
a j-ck–ff magazine full of naked broads that a s-xually frustrated male uses to j-rk–ff onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in c-m stained canvas and glued pages.
my c-ckteasing girlfriend left me with blue b-lls last night, so i pulled out my favorite magazine of c-m canvases and j-rk–ff a huge load all over some broad’s t-ts.
a j-ck–ff magazine full of naked broads that a s-xually frustrated male uses to j-rk–ff onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in c-m stained canvas and glued the pages together.
my c-ck teasing girlfriend left me with blue b-lls last night, so i pulled out my favorite magazine of c-m canvases and j-rk–ff a huge load all over some broad’s t-ts.
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