cum cloth
a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge
jon left his c-m cloth on the teachers desk
a rag used to wipe up c-m after a s-xual escapade. depending on intensity and residue, the c-m cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
“it’s a heavy load, meg, i’m gonna need a c-m cloth.”
“oh, larry.”
who needs a c-m cloth? i drop my sp-nk in the c-m dumpster… that’s what she’s there for anyway!
you know what, fleece blankets make excellent c-m cloths.
a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female s-xual juices.
“p-ss me the c-mcloth babe so i can wipe my face”
1. a cloth used to clean out c-m
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag
3. girl: god kyle, you’re such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you’re a c-m cloth
roommate: yes! c-m cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs…except kyle, ’cause he is a c-m cloth<<
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