cum coaster


a tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as s-xually promiscuous. such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for s-m-n should a man be having unprotected s-x with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, hence c-m coaster.

see: tramp stamp
“i pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp’s c-m coaster.”

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