Cum Disposal Unit


also known as c.d.u, c-m dumpster, sperm spittoon, d-ck drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, j-zz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. the art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
tim: “dan, why the long face?”
dan: “i thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until i got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a c-m guzzling gutter sl-t.”
tim: “what do you mean?”
dan: ”she was a total c-m disposal unit. everyone got their turn in.”
tim: “oh i see. what sorority was she in?”

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